found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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