I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
This house was built for laser tag.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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