I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
