Whoa Z and x make the same sound
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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