If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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