real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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