Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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