I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I smell like Dick and happiness
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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