You work out of a Hotel?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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