North Korea, Best Korea!
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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