He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
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