Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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