he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
So squirting runs in the family.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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