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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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