After last night, I could never be a politician.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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