remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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