she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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