he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Welp...herpes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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