i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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