The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I checked into jail on foursquare
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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