I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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