Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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