You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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