If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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