This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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