Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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