my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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