he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
