what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There r osticjed everywhere
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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