WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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