Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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