So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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