doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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