i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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