there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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