Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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