You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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