you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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