That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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