if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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