I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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