dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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