Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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