had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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