My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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