I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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