I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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