Who did Billy Mays play for?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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