Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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