I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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