if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It's just like the Real World with babies
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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