did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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